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Superb Cottages With Private Hot Tubs, Double Bedrooms,Great Views Malvern Hills - Falstaff cottage 5 star luxury self catering

Bedrooms 2
Separate WC's1
Property type cottage
Minimum Stay 3 nights

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Falstaff cottage 5 star luxury self catering

Falstaff a 5 star luxury Cottage sleeps 4 (or 6 with sofa beds), private hot tub and is tucked away in private grounds, very well appointed with tc/dvd, wifi, wet room +++++

Falstaff cottage is close to the ponds, with the hills as a backdrop.

We date from the Doomsday Book, Falstaff cottage enjoys the character of a listed building with all the amenities of a modern age, satellite TV and wifi and a dock station for iPhone. The furnishings are all to the highest standards, with a mixture of antique and contemporary interior design.

The lounge has high oak ceiling fitted with cooling fans for summer, oil boiler heating with a wood burning stove keeps you cosy, plus a bed settee. The oak galley kitchen, dishwasher, fridge freezer, microwave,cooker fully fitted.

The two bedrooms have oak vaulted ceilings and king size beds with TV DVD to relax. We have sofa beds for 2 additional guests if required. A walk in shower in the wet room. A great place to chill.

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About the property


Oldcastle Farm, newly refurbished luxury cottages built with stone and oak frame at the end of a private road, close to the majestic Herefordshire Beacon (1109ft) in the village of Colwall, only 2 miles from Malvern. The cottages have private hot tubs and gardens, secure parking set in beautiful grounds of 10 acres with private fishing lake, three ponds and a long rose walk. We have many local events starting with the Cheltenham race festival in spring, soon followed by the Spring Garden show at the local 3 Counties Show ground. We are centrally located close to the Cotswolds to our east and the Black Mountains to the west with the Forest of Dean is south. Whether your looking for a romantic break or a walking holiday, our cottages and grounds offer the very best of facilities to enjoy. There are two further cottages, for a larger party, a one bed and two bed cottage both with hot tubs.

Clive Bartram
Member since: 2013
Speaks English
Calendar last updated:
23 February, 2017

About Clive Bartram

My wife runs a small business with our youngest daughter, she loves meeting people and has great sense of humour. I have loved and worked with old buildings for many years and continue to help clients, when they run into problems with difficult repairs. We both enjoy and value our down time together, we are always looking forward to and planning our next time out!

Like many people today we have travelled extensively, We like to stay in nice places, with a touch of luxury and charm. So we have tried to create a special destination that we would love to stay ourselves. We are therefore delighted when our guests express their pleasure in the breaks they have taken with us.

Clive Bartram purchased this cottage in 2000

Why Clive Bartram chose Malvern Hills

We both fell in love with Oldcastle Farm when we first saw it, my wife loved the Tudor framed buildings named in the doomsday book which we have carefully restored over the years, I was taken with the position, sitting in the foothills of the Malverns, tucked away in a beautiful spot, with views to die for. We are part of a pretty village, with classic cricket green and Norman church. We are so close to all the amenities, the village and towns close by, with many social and cultural attractions, throughout the year.

What makes this cottage unique

Our four children have now all left home, I like to cycle and walk the hills, my wife likes to relax in true tranquillity. We both love the gardens and the lake with its wildlife, the duck chicks in the spring, it all gives us great pleasure as the seasons unfold. We are keen for our guests to enjoy all that Oldcastle offers and perhaps also to be captured by its atmosphere and beauty, as we have been.

Guestbook comments from the owner

“We recently stayed at Falstaff Cottage at Oldcastle Farm and what a fabulous venue it is, idyllic. The cottages are set in their own private grounds in a great spot to relax and enjoy the stunning views. The ambience and décor were superb, a combination of old and new, with modern touches to enjoy such as the hot tub which we took full advantage of. All the sights and amenities provided by this fabulous area of England are very nearby but after a day out we really looked forward to returning to our cottage. Many thanks to Clive and his family and staff for providing such a wonderful experience”
Sep 2015
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Booking Notes:
Please call to book your break. Bookings less than 90 days in the future require full payment on booking. Otherwise a 50% deposit reserves the accommodation date required, with the balance paid 90 days before the holiday date. We require a £160 pound refundable damage/excess cleaning deposit, this is refundable within 5 days of vacating the cottage. Thank you.

Personal travel insurance details on request.

Changeover Day:
Friday is changeover day, Please leave by 10 am on Friday, your book in time is 4.00pm on Friday.
Short breaks are from weekend Friday to Monday 10.am and Monday 4.00pm to Friday 10 am for midweek. We can be flexible depends on bookings, please contact . Note minimum stay for weekend is 3 nights, minimum stay for midweek break is 4 nights, please enquire for alternatives you may require.


4.3/5 -
(4 traveller reviews)


Beautiful surroundings and warm accommodation

  • 4 of 5

We had a much needed Christmas break ...great facilities, lovely kitchen at the hot tub cottage ...plenty of room for 8 people ....lovely to have the use of a washing machine and dryer on the beautiful grounds. England at its best.

  • Review Submitted: Jan 10, 2017
  • Date of Stay: Dec 2016
  • Source: Owners Direct, from HomeAway
Owner's Response: Thank you glad you all had a great time. clive
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  • 5 of 5

My family and I stayed at Falstaff cottage and it was beautiful, so clean and tidy. The cottage has so much character, we didn't want to leave. I contacted Clive in advance as we wanted to bring our two dogs and he was so accommodating with us bringing them. The grounds are so beautiful and the surrounding area was gorgeous. Every day we took the dogs for a long walk and they absolutely loved it. I would definitely recommend this cottage; we only stayed for the weekend but wished we had booked a week. Will definitely return in the future!

  • Review Submitted: Jul 8, 2016
  • Date of Stay: Jun 2016
  • Source: Owners Direct, from HomeAway
Owner's Response: Thank you for your nice review, I am glad you all enjoyed pretty Falstaff Cottage, the combination of being so tucked away in the country side, walking the malvern hills and yet so close to all the amenities, shops etc is is a very popular combination to our guests. Thanks again Clive
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Fabulous location, absolutely stunning views.

  • 5 of 5

The owners were great, friendly, welcoming and very accommodating. We couldn't have asked for more, it exceeded our expectations and we thoroughly recommend it! We all had a fantastic time, relaxing, walking and the hot tub to end the day.

We are all talking about a revisit already!

  • Review Submitted: Apr 29, 2016
  • Date of Stay: Apr 2016
  • Source: Owners Direct, from HomeAway
Owner's Response: Thank you for your great review, we are pleased you all enjoyed falstaff cottage so much. There is something very special when you are looking on to the hills from the hottub on a clear star lit evening from Falstaff cottage!!
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Lovely location

  • 3 of 5

This is a lovely location. The cottage is nice but is a bit tired looking in places and could do with some improvements. It has no air conditioning and is very warm in the bedrooms. There are no wardrobes and the fridge is very small. These things did not spoil our stay and we had a lovely time. We had a lovely meal at the Thai restaurant in the village.

  • Review Submitted: Jul 17, 2015
  • Date of Stay: Jul 2015
  • Source: Owners Direct, from HomeAway
Owner's Response: Thank you for your feed back, Just to respond to the points raised. There is a large double wardrobe in Falstaff plus a single tall boy. There also a dressing table and chests of drawers. So i dont understand? The cottage was totally refurbished 2 years ago and the paint work is touched in every winter. Repairs are carried out on an ongoing basis as anything arises. I am not aware of any "tired" elements. We do not advertise air conditioning, however we do have large ceiling fans in the lounge and supply smaller fans to the bedrooms. I agree the fridge being an under the counter fridge is not a full height fridge. Thanks for your taking the time to give a review, we are always seeking ways in how we can improve things for our guests.
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Accommodation and facilities for this holiday cottage in Malvern in Worcestershire

Property Type:
  • cottage
  • Self-catering
Location Type:
  • mountain
  • rural
  • town
  • village
  • Away From It All
  • Farm Holidays
  • Romantic
  • Tourist Attractions
  • Hair Dryer
  • Heating
  • Internet
  • Iron & Board
  • Linens Provided
  • Parking
  • Towels Provided
  • Tumble Dryer
  • Washing Machine
  • Wood Stove
  • Dishwasher
  • Microwave
  • Oven
  • Refrigerator
  • Hob
  • Toaster
  • Child's Highchair
  • Dining Area
  • seating for 6 people
  • 1 Bathroom
  • 1 Separate WC
  • Toilet 1 - Toilet
    Shower room 1 - Shower Enclosure
  • 2 Bedrooms, Sleeps 6
  • Books
  • DVD Player
  • Satellite / Cable
  • Stereo
  • Television
  • Video Library
  • Golf ...
  • Garden ...
  • Barbecue ...
  • Ski & Snowboard ...
Pool / Spa:
  • Hot Tub ...
  • churches
  • live theatre
  • museums
Leisure Activities:
  • sight seeing
  • walking
Local Services & Businesses:
  • ATM/bank
  • groceries
  • hospital
  • medical services
Sports & Adventure Activities:
  • cycling
  • fishing
  • golf
  • mountain biking
  • paragliding
Notes on accommodation: All three cottages have been refurbished to the highest standards. They are equipped and furnished to make your stay a joy. Luxury comfort and quality are our watch words. We greet you with a welcome pack to get you started and avoid a dash to the shops if your late. Tea, coffee, bread with condiments, milk with some biscuits to get going. All Cottages offer private secure parking. Laundry facilities available if required. Kitchens all are fitted with a cooker, microwave, dishwasher, fridge/freezer and fridge ice box in lovers cottage. Linen and towels are supplied please bring a bath robe and slippers for the hot tub. We are a short walk to the pub, and there are two good restaurants nearby about a mile away and many more not much further. Walking or Cycling the Malvern Hills are literally on you doorstep. You can walk across the farm, up to the Herefordshire Beacon approx 1350ft high, 20 minutes, less if you run!! you are on top of the Malvern Hills, with views to die for! Outside: The cottages have their own private gardens complete with a patio chairs and table so you can eat outside or cook on your BBQ. The hot tub seats 4 people and we keep it at 36 degrees, its ready when you arrive. Access is available to the 10 acre grounds and you garden explore round the fishing lake and three ponds refreshed each day by Malvern spring water. stroll down the new rose walk that near the lake or find the hidden garden. There are a plethora of walks around the farm and beyond you need never cross a road or drive the car. The Malvern hills hotel is a short walk through the woods, with a nice bar and restaurant for some refreshment on route, or its a three minute drive by car. Please note we called the hot tub a pool**

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